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THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

CLUB id has a sweet treat for you tonight, children. The main lobby is decorated in bright colors, with enormous toadstools growing right out of the floor and walls. Trees also sprout from the ground and the branches hang low with the most unusual of fruit. The alluring scents of chocolate and sugar waft on a warm breeze that suggests a springtime meadow more than the confined space of a club.

The CLUB staff are dressed in overalls with their skin bright orange and tufts of green hair on their heads. The treats they offer tonight on their trays are familiar to some: Everlasting Gobstoppers and unmarked pieces of gum in tantalizing flavors.

Upon entering the CLUB tonight, you’re handed a fun-sized bar of chocolate. Each one, when opened, reveals a golden ticket inside with a name on it. Your role for the night, magically imposed by the spell of the club and helped along by the aphrodisiac properties of the chocolate, is printed on the shimmering gold…

++ Violet Beauregarde - the know-it-all - You’ve been around. And around. And around. There isn’t anything you don’t know about romance, love, sex… and you’re perfectly happy to tell someone all about it. Or, better yet, to show them.
++ Charlie Bucket - the humble one - You’ve never had anything like this before. Maybe past loves have been in it all for themselves or maybe you’ve just never done anything like this at all. Either way, you’re just thrilled to have it now and are enjoying every moment.
++ Augustus Gloop - the glutton - You just can’t get enough. You want more and more: more sex, more partners, more whatever you can get. There isn’t much that can deter you. Once you see something you want, nothing else matters.
++ Veruca Salt - the selfish one - It’s all about you. Your pleasure and your enjoyment. If your partner gets off, it’s completely coincidental. As long as you’re getting what you want, who cares what’s going on with anyone else?
++ Mike Teevee - the imitator - You do it like they do on the Discovery channel. Or the Playboy channel. You’re most happy when you’re recreating a scene from one of your favorite films. The louder and more dramatic the better.

Those chocolates aren’t the only things helping the mood along. If you try any of the evening’s delicacies, you may find that some are more inspiring than you might have imagined…

++ Everlasting Gobstoppers - stamina - You can go all night long. No amount of energy expended will put you on the bench. You may need more than one partner to keep up.
++ giant gummy bears - age play - Suddenly you’ve got the urge to play the ‘older’ partner to someone ‘younger’ or the other way around. It isn’t necessarily real ages that concern you, only how you want to act.
++ gum - size kink - There’s something different about you. Something bigger. No matter what size you came in with, tonight you get to play with the economy size.
++ lollipops - oral fixation - You’re happiest when you’ve got something to lick or suck on. If it’s holding still long enough, you’re going to get your mouth on it.
++ mushrooms spots - fluff and foreplay - The creamy spots on the giant toadstools encourage your softer side. You’re not into anything too hardcore or kinky tonight. Tonight, you just want to be sweet.